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Wolfsfable teaches Rune Xavior Portsl Tie....

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Not my story. Saved from the Web archive for all. Originally posted on the Valut boards back in 2000. Enjoy!!!

(mod edits by Thistle IV)




I was Fixing to hit Black Hills one day when I see a one Rune Xavier spamming the screen. This day will never be forgotten.

Rune Xavior says, WHERE AM I?
Rune Xavior says, WHERE AM I?
Rune Xavior says, WHERE AM I?
Rune Xavior says, WHERE AM I?
You tell Rune Xavior, Settle down man no need to spam you on the small black hill in the Direlands.
Rune Xavior says, Wow this place is cool!
You tell Rune Xavier, How the hell did you get here. Your only LVL 10 for godsake.
Rune Xavior says, So guy back in town cast a spell made a white swirly thing and I went in it.
You tell Rune Xavior, Well this damn sure ain't the place for you, you want me to portal you back to civilization?
Rune Xavior says, No no this place is cool I wanna portal tie here so I can come back one day.
You tell Rune Xavior, Your only LVL 10 man you cannot portal tie!
Rune Xavior says, Whith buffs I could will you buff me and teach me how to portal tie PLEASE!
You tell Rune Xavior, I cannot do creature magic but I will teach you portal tie. whats your Item skill?
Rune Xavior says, 60
You tell Rune Xavior, Yep your gonna need buffs.
Rune Xavior says, Ok I will get buffs!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
You smack your head.
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
You tell Shabibo, Haya man will you PLEASE give this idiot Item buffs I will give you a damn key please just hurry!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Shabibo tells you, Ok
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
You give Shabibo Sturdy Iron Key
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!
Rune Xavior says, SOMEBODY BUFF ME PLEASE!(Shabibo buffs Rune)
Rune Xavior says, Thanks Shabibo!
Shabibo says, Whatever man.
Rune Xavior says, ok Wofls what is portal tie made of?
You tell Rune Xavior, My name is Wolfsfable II, and I am checking.
Rune Xavior says, Ok Woflalable ii 8)
You smack your head.
You tell Rune Xavior, Copper White Taper Dragonsblood (personal taper) Malachite Gypsum Hazel.
Rune Xavior says, Whats Dragonsblood do I have to kill a dragon or something?
You smack your head.
You give Rune Xavior 5 sacks of Dragonsblood.
Rune Xavior says, O cool you got any maleWHAT?? I can borrow?
Shabibo says, ROTFLMAO!
You smack your head.
You give Rune Xavior 10 Malachite
Rune Xavior says, Ok now what?
You tell Rune Xavior, Now you target a portal and click test.
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
You tell Rune Xavior, Stop you got something wrong with your combo.
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
You tell Rune Xavior, STOP FOR A SEC YOUR COMBO IS SCREWED UP!
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
You say, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING HOLY STOP DAMN YOU!
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
You cross your arms.
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thi Loi
Rune Xavior says, Its not working you sure this is the right combo?
Shabibo says to you, OMG I gotta go to the bathroom AFK for a sec I am about to piss myself.
You tell Rune Xavior, No mod edit man, you think? You combo is screw up damn it check you powder and your potion they are in the wrong order.
Rune Xavior says, Your right! how did you know?
You tell Rune Xavior, Ok listen numbnutz you must change the second taper, try to cast twice if it dont work change the second taper got that and DONT target this portal, follow me.
Rune Xavior says, Ok
(We run into black hill just on the other side so he can target the Small Black Hills portal)
You tell Rune Xavior, Ok man target this portal think you can do that?
Rune Xavior says, Sure thing!
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi

Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi

Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi
Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi

Rune Xavior says, Quavosh Thiloi
Rune Xavior says, I DID IT!
Altered Drudges Lighting corsates over Rune Xavior Mortal Remains!
You tell Rune Xavior, Ok man I killed the drudge come get your stuff.
Rune Xavior tells you, How do I get back? Where was that place again?
You tell Rune Xavior, Just portal recall that will bring you back here.
(Biggest mistake of my life...but thats another story)

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